Tumblr Thread Reimagines Stereotypical Fantasy Accents

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    Text - Dylan @djMalenfant Hello, everyone. We're reassigning the fantasy accents. Please adjust accordingly. 9:34 PM · 2/12/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Dylan @djMalenfant Replying to @djMalenfant Elves are no longer wispy British. They're 1920s radio announcer. Relics of a bygone age, weirdly disconnected from emotion. 9:35 PM · 2/12/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Dylan @djMalenfant Replying to @djMalenfant Dwarves are from Boston now. Please leave the poor Scots be. They really don't deserve this. 9:36 PM · 2/12/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Dylan @djMalenfant Replying to @djMalenfant On a related note, Halflings are specifically bad Irish. Sorry Ireland. If you have a good Irish accent, please tone it down. You're wrong. 9:37 PM · 2/12/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Dylan @djMalenfant Replying to @djMalenfant Orcs are Texan. Everything is bigger. They have tusks. The overlaps abound. 9:37 PM · 2/12/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Dylan @djMalenfant Replying to @djMalenfant Teiflings vary. Mostly midwestern, though. 9:41 PM · 2/12/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Dylan @djMalenfant Thank you for your time. Please adjust your games accordingly. 9:42 PM · 2/12/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Queen of Donkeys @reviewbra_ Replying to @djMalenfant > halfings irish the leprechaun racism abounds 6:36 PM · 2/13/20 · Twitter Web App Dylan @djMalenfant 2/13/20 Replying to @reviewbra_ In a world with actual leprechaun, it hadn't occurred to me, but yeah, fair. Definitely worth amending.
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    Text - Alex Clippinger @Aclippinger Replying to @djMalenfant and @pangalactic Elves are Minnesota Nice 11:45 AM 2/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - CM O'Halloran @CMOHallor... · 2/13/20 v Replying to @djMalenfant Dwarves are Belfast, Half Orcs Ulster Scots. Elves are Galway, Tieflimgs are Connemara - Halflings are Cork, Gnomes Kerry And Dragonborn are Dubs. End of. 04 Dylan @djMalenfant 2/13/20 Only works for people who can do those accents. I'm making room for Americans and Canadians who can barely separate Scotland and Ireland. You want more bad British accents, or you want Texas orcs? Because I lean orcs with an acoustic singing R
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    Text - groofay @groofay Replying to @djMalenfant and @gshowitt But which race is whatever the player arbitrarily chooses to believe a Swedish accent sounds like? 10:19 AM 2/13/20 Twitter Web App 18 Likes Bob Skerry, Year of the... · 2/13/20 Replying to @groofay @djMalenfant and @gshowitt Gnome. 47 Astronut but call me Norm 2/13/20 I believe you mean Gnöme 18
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    Text - commissions open for art a... · 2/13/20 ~ Replying to @djMalenfant Honestly I love the idea of orcs with southern accents in general. Think Johnny Cash drawl O0 Q2 O 20
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    Text - Emlyn Freeman @gremlin1384 Replying to @djMalenfant @SystemMastery teaches us that dwarves sound like Italian-American New Yorkers. @darkagesshow gives us the surprising revelation that elves are hillbillies. 12:39 AM · 2/14/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Austin Case @esoteric_austin Replying to @djMalenfant Giants should have have southern gentry accents. "Oh my stars! If I don't eat an entire village by sunset I will succumb to the vapors!"
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